2019-04-19
"You know why you\u2019re so confused all the time? You don\u2019t wash between your toes. It\u2019s that simple."
2019-04-19
"You dropped out of med school to do what? Dude, the app is called \u201cSnack Swipe.\u201d That shit\u2018s never gonna work. Just go work for your Uncle\u2026 let him teach you how to be man."
2019-04-19
"So let me get this straight\u2014 you don\u2019t do drugs, but you\u2019ll have sex with women you\u2019re not married to\u2026? That\u2019s not nuanced, you\u2019re a hypocrite."
2019-04-19
"Everyone\u2019s suspicious, man. Maybe your family was in on it, maybe not. Just lay low, and don\u2019t draw attention to yourself. It\u2019ll all die down\u2026 maybe. Also, where are all your Mom\u2019s magazines?"
2019-04-19
"Time for a spiritual cleanse. Get this month right, and you\u2019ll have it all figured out. Fast properly, read your Quran, no sex, no porn\u2026 bro, close the MacBook! No porn. Just do the Ramadan. Get your life on track."
2019-04-19
"So you\u2019re doing all this soul searching\u2026 dope. What about your sister? Can she? Yeah? How can she find herself if she\u2019s gotta be home by ten? What do you think she\u2013 Ramy, where are you going?"
2019-04-19
"Ramy, habibi, it\u2019s Mom. Why don\u2019t you call back? You don\u2019t text, you don\u2019t answer, you don\u2019t even check this voicemail\u2026 astaghfirullah\u2026 call me. I just want to know you are ok. I made Koshary. Ok, bye."
2019-04-19
"You need to start getting right with Allah. All you do is focus on yourself\u2026 you\u2019re so selfish\u2026 And no, not just because he\u2019s in a wheelchair."
2019-04-19
"ramy min amreeka! iz3yak ya bro! 3amel eh ya 7obby? wa7eshni awi ya brence, wallahi. so pumped ur coming bro. haven\u2019t seen u since u were 8!! a5bar new york we el 3\u2019orba eh ya basha?? and enta landing when? tell me all the flight infozzz, i\u2019ll be there \u2013 whatsapp me habibi."
2019-04-19
"Give in, Ramy. Surrender. Stop overthinking things. Sure, it\u2019s a bit unconventional, but you gotta follow your heart. No matter where it leads. Who knows, you might even find some happiness. Inshallah."
